omegle creeping part 2

13 Nov

http://omegle.com/

more chats!

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: is your name harry?

Stranger: hi

Stranger: nope

You: or edward?

Stranger: nope

You: or santa?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: how did you know?

You: SANTA!!!!!!

Stranger: thats me;)

You: okay, so i want a pony.

You: and a barbie

You: and roller skates

Stranger: ok…

You: and roller skates for the barbie

You: and for the pony

Stranger: ok…

Stranger: done

You: do you have a lama

You: cuz i have a flying pig

You: and a sining squirrel

You: my squirrel’s name is pippi

Stranger: were a bit short on the lamas but ill see what i can do;)

You: because she likes pippi longstocking

You: lamas ate my homework

You: and my tacher

Stranger: want some pot?

You: *teacher

You: no thank you

You: i want to meet alexander the great

Stranger: it comes with the ponys

You: and marie antoinette

Stranger: or we can make that pcp og lsd

Stranger: 2c-b?

Stranger: no?

You: LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS

Stranger: dmt?

You: santa, you are a bad influence

Stranger: no psychedelic?

Stranger: smack?

Stranger: coke?

Stranger: crack?

Stranger: meth?

You: i shall tell children to leave *special* cookies for santa

You: with arsenic

You: so you die

You: because sants

You: *santa

You: should not

You: be

You: a

You: DRUG DEALER

You have disconnected.

*****

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: you are my love

Stranger: asl

You: you are my love

Stranger: ASL

Stranger: your my fiddle stick

You: TEENAGE DREAMS IN A TEENAGE CIRCUS

You: runnin around again

You: do you like feathers?

Stranger: ware r u 4m

You: ware r u 4m?

You: is that another language?

Stranger: hu gives a dam abou de family u come 4m

You: or can you just not spell?

You: or are you trying to make up a language?

You: do you think that’s cool?

You: it’s not.

You: have i offended you?

Stranger: ware are u from

You: because i was trying to

You: not really

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

******

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: do you know harry?

You: or mandarin?

You: mandarin the talking lama?

Stranger: what? noo sorry

You: did you know i’m annoying?

You: and that i type faster than you?

You: haha

You: swine flu

You: do you have it?

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: omg

You: because i don’t want to catch it through this conversation

Stranger: then leave?

You: you want me to leave?

You: JUST KICK ME WHILE I’M DOWN THEN

You: ZOMBIE

Stranger: haha

You: haha. i called you a zombie

You: burn

Stranger: no i donät want u to leave¨

You: call the fire department because you just got BURNED

You: wasn’t that witty

Stranger: well…Zombie…fine! then i leave…;)

Stranger: hahahahah …..not funny at all

You: i’m a werewolf

You: and i’m funny

You: actually

You: i’m a witch

Stranger: oh cool

Stranger: i’m a wizard…

You: and i’m a slytherin

You: are you a mudblood?

Stranger: haha harry potter freak?

You: because i’m an accepting slytherin

You: i have nothing against mudbloods

You: really, i don’t

Stranger: i’m hagrid

You: it’s alright if you are

You: i love me some giants

You: they’re friendly

You: so is dumblydore. i marched in a gay pride parade with him

Stranger: ok

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

******

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: are you old?

Stranger: uhhmm no

You: are you a nerd?

You: do you like creepy commercials?

You: because i don’t

Stranger: LMFAO NO

Stranger: hahahahahah

You: are you a lama?

Stranger: am i lama?

Stranger: lol

You: does your name happen to be mandarin?

Stranger: wow

Stranger: your lame

Stranger: haha no

You: because i’m looking for her

Stranger: my name is kylie

Stranger: lol

You: lame?

You: it’s okay

Stranger: i guess your wasteing your time

Stranger: hahahah

You: i already knew you were lame

Stranger: im lame 🙂

You: i just didn’t want to offend you

Stranger: its okay

Stranger: i dont get offended

You: you’re also creepy

Stranger: 😀

You: but that’s alright

Stranger: lol thanks

You: i am too

You: do like people?

You: i usually don’t

You: do you have a crush on my global teacher?

You: me neither

You: i think he looks like a monkey

Stranger: do u live in newyork?

You: or a caveman

You: possibly

You: do you live in narnia

Stranger: lmao my bf has a global teacher!

Stranger: weiirddddd

You: who is your boyfriend?

You: is he a creep?

You: because i know creeps

Stranger: no he lives in syracuse newyork

You: that have global teachers

You: oh.

You: i live in narnia

Stranger: wow

Stranger: for some reason u are annoying im gunna go lol byeee

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

*****

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello

You: was life better when you weren’t a zombie?

You: because it was for me

You: i might just eat your brain

You: watch out

Stranger: please don’t

Stranger: that wouldn’t be nice

You: are you nerdy?

You: or creepy?

Stranger: I’d like to think nerdy

Stranger: not creepy

You: do you make them good girls go bad?

You: because i do

You: sometimes

You: oh

You: who the eff is hank?

Stranger: I can’t say I know

You: you heard that i was trouble

Stranger: And you are

You: but you couldn’t resist

Stranger: this is true

Stranger: I couldn’t

Stranger: You had me at “zombie”

You: i am a large mass of matter classified as plasma. i can also be a blazing ball of fire and ice

You: zombies are sexy

Stranger: That’s pretty awesome

You: like me

You: or you

You: oops

You: i let the secret plan slip

You: they’ll know

You: they’ll shoot me!

You: AHHHH!

Stranger: Good god! Not them!

You: FIND MANDARIN

You: NOW

You: ONLY SHE CAN SAVE US

You: ER…SAVE ME

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